Thursday, December 14, 2006

CONFIRMED: SD Secretary of State is a DICK


While the insensitive partisan speculation about what will happen should Senator Johnson ultimately be unable to serve isn't surprising, I'm quite off put that the secretary of state isn't being a bit more, I don't know, statesmanlike regarding the situation.

Chris Nelson, a GOP crony of Mike Rounds, is quoted all over the place saying (bragging?) that an "appointment by the governor and a replacement would not have to be from the same political party."

Hey, Chris Nelson...fuck you!!!

Seriously bro, can I suggest some better talking points at a time like this?
  • We're not going to comment on hypotheticals. Our prayers are with Senator Johnson and his family.
  • In the event that Senator Johnson cannot serve, the governor would have to make an appointment--but none of us are even thinking about that right now. Our prayers are with Senator Johnson's family (and all of the aborted fetuses throughout our great state).
  • How dare you ask me that question?
  • No comment.
  • The governor would, of course, appoint a Democrat. He is not a dick.
Also a dick: the liberal media for not living up to its reputation of fighting tooth-and-nail to affect the outcome of events in this country in favor of the Democratic Party. How come nearly ALL news sources are taking for granted that Mike Rounds will without a doubt appoint a Republican? I mean, he could appoint a Democrat (and doing so would automatically earn him next year's "Profiles in Courage" award, and Ted Kennedy would be the keynote).

By making it sound inevitable and obvious, the media is making it acceptable for Rounds to just appoint a Republican.

Therefore: Chris Nelson is a dick. The media? A bunch of dicks.

So, Mike Rounds: are you a dick?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like the only DICK here is the foul-mouthed moron who can't read the Constitution. But that never stopped the wacko left moonbat liberals before.

Anonymous said...

In case you didn't get it from the last post, Dakota Dave, the foul-mouthed moron is YOU. I nominate you for the next "DICK" post.

Kevin Erb said...

Good thing you were able to clarify that first post, weblackey. It was a bit cryptic for the moonbats to decipher.

And I assume the "moron who can't read the constitution" you refer to is the president, correct?

You dick.

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Anonymous said...

If the Gov. fails to realize that the partisan composition of the U.S. Senate ought not be decided by one man, and if he usurps the wishes of the American people, and if he truly HATES democracy by appointing a Republican to fill the seat, and he turns out to be a DICK, all freedom-loving, democracy caring-about, red-blooded Americans should boycott any and all things from South Dakota.

submandave said...

Are you seriously put off that a corporate entity that is unaccountable to any electorate isn't putting its considerable muscle and influence behind its pet cause simply because in this case that cause is yours? I'd prefer the media, as a news source, stay out of all political advocacy.

If your comment, however, was directed not at the news coverage but rather at the opinion writers, I wouldn't worry. If the Sen.'s health takes a graver turn and the Gov. begins serious talk of consideration of specific candidates can you honestly see the like of MoDo not echoing you cry, though possibly in a tad bit more polite terms.

Anonymous said...

was the governor of pennsylvania a dick when he replaced john heinz with a democrat?

was jeffords a dick when he campaigned as a republican and then a few months later swung the senate by betraying his constituents and changing parties?

if the procedure allows the governor to choose a replacement, that is part of what people vote for when they choose a governor.

hopefully johnson will recover and none of this will matter.

if a gop senator from a state with a dem governor were to die, you would want the governor to appoint a republican, right?

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